Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.
Bobby Sommer   (via bmcay)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

lucillesballs:

i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism 

just-eat-justin:

144cm:

let’s be friends with benefits. the benefits? you get to be friends with me

Lol

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3 

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

(Source: 911official)

burritwo:

adrians:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

adrians:

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

how is that racist

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen